biscuit monger

A small mean person who steals biscuits.

That person is a total biscuit monger.

by paenacali October 06, 2013

biscuit firewall

Someone who prevents you from eating more biscuits when you reeeeeally want to.

Pavol: "Vanda is my biscuit firewall!"

by TetrasMark February 10, 2010

Biscuit ass

An individual who has a lot of Cellulite and waves on their butt.

Man I met a girl but she got that biscuit ass.

by Bonskibitus September 20, 2019

CUM BISCUIT

WHEN WESTSIDE KIDS CUM ON A BISCUIT AND FEED IT TO A TEACHER

LETS FEED MRS. FUCKCUNT A CUM BISCUIT IN COOKING CLASS, ITS A SALTY SNACK

by BIG DAMON May 22, 2018

Fancy Biscuit

Icing-like jizz covering the backside roll of a muffin top on a loafy ass; often resulting from abruptly pulling out from doggy-style mid-ejaculation.

Used as a verb...
Dude1: "Did you donkey punch her?!"
Dude2: "No, but Fancy Biscuited that ass!"

by Encyclopedia BriDanicaPatrick August 26, 2016

Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.

Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!

by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

Ho Biscuits

Titties

She’s a nice lady with a tremendous pair of ho biscuits

by CeeeTeee September 23, 2019