Wank-A-Diddle

Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5

Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!

Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂

by Onamazzadont@me June 12, 2019

spanky wank

When a man spanks himself as he masturbates

Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.

by dievfksi October 10, 2016

wank stain

to jizz everywhere in a controlled enviroment

a wank stain is caused by somebody thats masturbates continuously until they shoot thier load (spunk) all over the place

by mezza May 31, 2006

wank pot

a pot that is wanked in by a male or female for the pleasure of seeing their own cum

Mom get your fanny out-a that wank pot itz fucking rank, hey dude stop using dat wank pot itz stinkin out da house

by essex boyz January 29, 2005

crank the wank

Cranking the wank is the same as choking the chicken, hugging the headgehog, beating the meat, jacking the johnson, milking the snake, touching the toad, whacking the weasel, and spanking the monkey.

To masturbate.

Tim: "Why, Jim, you're looking very nice today."
Jim: "Thank you Tim, you're looking rather appealing yourself... I think I'd like to crank the wank to your sexy body, no homo."
Tim: "sweet!"

by gay_buttsekz_n0_h0m0 September 3, 2009

Hanky Wank

Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum

guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes

guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'

by Hanky Wanker August 8, 2008

wank mine

Whilst searching for pornagraphic material in preperation for a worth while masturbation session, one clicks upon a site described as 'blonde gets gangbanged by three well hung men'. Once clicked upon said website reveals itself to be an old granny being set upon by three midgets. This instantly kills the mood (for any well adjusted person) and is known as hitting a 'wank mine'.

Searching for porn and finding out the 'beautiful blonde with big naturals' is in fact your mother. My friend, you have just encountered a 'wank mine'.

by renegade2598 May 27, 2010