wrinkle wank

The act of an older lady, who may lack the pertness to perform a satisfying tit wank, resorting to the use of a particularly deep wrinkle, preferably in the cleavage area, to provide male satisfaction

I went for the chili dog but she was a big saggy, so it turned into a dirty wrinkle wank

by anonymous03838 January 30, 2014

Lil Wank

a Rapper from Denmark

Person 1: you heard the hit song Robloz and Mines
Person 2: yeah the one with Lil Wank?
Person 1: it was the epic

by Danish Gamer 123 September 03, 2019

wank stain

to jizz everywhere in a controlled enviroment

a wank stain is caused by somebody thats masturbates continuously until they shoot thier load (spunk) all over the place

by mezza May 29, 2006

wank pot

a pot that is wanked in by a male or female for the pleasure of seeing their own cum

Mom get your fanny out-a that wank pot itz fucking rank, hey dude stop using dat wank pot itz stinkin out da house

by essex boyz January 29, 2005

Sonos wank

Having a wank whilst watching porn and listening to your sonos

Jack Mitchell “Third Sonos wank of the day, thanks dad!”

by Sophie the sonos slut February 12, 2019

loud wank

A loud wank is where everyone in your house goes out, so you can masturbate with the volume on full, no headphones in.

My parents went on holiday so I could have a loud wank.

by lazelllllll December 10, 2010

Ditch wank

Ditch wank - meaning to pleasure one's self in a ditch with the use of a hand.

I.E - I just had an amazing ditch wank!

by crashandburnds December 14, 2009