Matt Bellassai

To chug wine very fast which is not pleasant, but sometimes necessary, and gets you drunk faster. Named after the social media personality of the same name who guzzles wine before telling it how it is. The action will cause you to make weird faces like Matt does in his videos, but will get you drunk faster and help you quickly finish a glass (or bottle) of wine.

Me: Hey our Uber is almost here; Matt Bellassai that shit!

My friend: *chugs the wine* Oh god, that’s rough! Ok, I’m ready. Let’s do this!

by CarmaJ November 28, 2019

Matt-arsed

When a Matt gets so off chops from booze and/or gear he is rat-arsed.

Q. How's the big fella (Matt) going? A record 16 shooters at the Ruby Lounge would knock anyone about...
A. He's totally matt-arsed.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Matt (reaper)

a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.

(e.g. oop, yup we've found a Matt (reaper) )

by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019

Matt Halko

a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists

Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there???
Father : No it’s just a matt halko son

by Horny H man February 26, 2019

Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP

"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."

by I'm not a furry guys May 17, 2019

Matt Grace

A scrawny little shit kid that thinks he is good at mountain biking

that "Matt Grace" is shit house at mountain biking

by mark luckic May 19, 2019

Ranga Matt

Ranga Matt is the biggest ranga i have ever met his luscious golden orange hair looks delightful when being son upon by the gleaming orange sun shining the same colour as his hair.

oi cunt your a massive ranga wanna smash???

Ranga Matt

by rangalover69 May 21, 2019