Food Slang

Using Food to describe emotions, feelings, situations, tasks, etc.

Dylan: Yo man! You got the spaghetti on the cranberries?

Actual meaning: You got the info on the situation?

Lupe: My crew will pop a meatloaf and all you'll be drinking is cottage cheese for a week!

Actual meaning: My crew will pop a cap and all you'll be drinking for the next week is water!

Dylan: Hey chili dog how was the pimpus de la quality crouton salad with crumpets last night?

Joel: Hustla! Hustla! meatloaf's got nothin' on the big fry. I snappled and crackled and popped and ate a tater tot!

Outsider: WTF! You n00bzors usin' to much Food Slang!

by Dylan K December 10, 2008

Computer food

Computer food is a concept invented by my good friend Ross, and basically describes food that might as well have been made by a computer for all the human attention that has gone into it's creation. It might as well be made out of plastic for Jebus's sake.

Dude #1 (stood at burger van at some festival or other): Man, that pre-grated cheese looks totally computerised ...

Dude #2 (nods head in agreement): Fo 'sho brother mine, your computer food radar is finely tuned. Let's go get falafel instead. It sounds funnier.

by Howard Campbell December 29, 2005

pussy food

A good-looking black guy with a small dick, as would be easily swallowed whole by a woman's nether regions.

"She seriously deepthroated you on the first try?"
"Yeah, well, I'm pretty much pussy food."

by yourkidbro94 August 15, 2014

food addic

someone who loves to eat food
and is addicted.

Joe is Such a food addic.

by xox.babee June 27, 2006

acne food

Food that gives you ACNE

wtf happened to cindy?

she broke up with tom and has been eating nothing but acne food for the past week

by SchizoidMan March 9, 2011

Food Fight

A common phrase that teenagers in Northern Florida use that is referring to "Getting High". This term was made up by SSF&SNK.

Hey, you guys wanna go have a food fight?

by SSF & SNK. April 8, 2009

soul food

The exquisite cuisine of Oakland, California, especially as prepared by Everett and Jones.

I goin' to the soul food restaurant and get me some buffalo fish.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005