If you want to drink something that tastes like calpol in high doses without killing yourself, then Dr. Pepper is a good alternative.
by UltimateDoge August 8, 2022

by Tbdr April 18, 2018

An amazing 12th Century tennis player, spent most of his time laying eggs on Fred Dibnahs front lawn. Featured in many ground breaking egg laying tennis films during the golden age of horse cameradary. During his early work he even begain to sprout wings and proclaim himself to be the winner of the foundation of the winged horse jumping competition of 1175 AD.
by Barry Gell September 1, 2008

It when bitches be dick riding
by Dick Ridin February 6, 2022

trigger warning; didn't read
Gavin: You read the Baudelaire essay where he's talking about mutiliating his unwitting sexual partners?
Hortencia: tw;dr
Hortencia: tw;dr
by The Reverend McCready August 25, 2016

by ejaculation, monster, baby July 20, 2017

Plough, drill, plough, kiss and slow, plough, plough, intermission…. Drill, plough, kiss and plough… andddddd scene
“Oh darling I could plough you all day but my next patient Ethel Furbanks, the local hypochondriac, is due her appointment at 10pm”
“Tell the bitch to wait. I want to be Dr Moffed first”
“Tell the bitch to wait. I want to be Dr Moffed first”
by Cumkeeper June 17, 2025
