sac thumper

The person who will take pleasure in vigorously knuckle slapping a mans testicles

I do like a good sac thumper every now and then. When im feeling saucy, that is....

by Dara Lique July 25, 2021

Long Thumbs

when you got long thumbs and great imagination ;)

Person 1: I have long thumbs

Person 2: Stick them up my ass, please

by XxXsexboiasiangirlover42069XxX August 8, 2021

Science thumper

A person who demands strict adherence to “the science” as determined by “the experts”. Usually these folks take criticism poorly and view any opposing claims as blasphemy

Bobby Joe: are these masks actually helping with anything? They can’t be that sanitary…
Betty Lou: shh a science thumper might hear you!

by Ronald k chump August 24, 2021

Mr Thompson

the triflin ass ap Mr Thompsons King Neptune "BALD!" Head ass wont get out the fucking bathroom with his op ass

Me: mr Thompsons in the bathroom again

Everyone: fuck that bald bitch and Brandon hs

by fuck Thompson September 8, 2021

Little thumper

A nick name for a man with a small penis and fast in the bedroom

:hey where were you last night

:I was out sleeping with little thumper last night

by Dan the car guy November 5, 2021

Lydia Thompson

Lydia thompson ah boy she only likes black dudes with big juicy lips

And then likes white dudes with shriveled lips

Lydia thompson is a wacko

by Ur momma jealous November 22, 2021

Marcellus Thompson

Marcellus Thompson is a man with an abnormally large penis that owns a meme page on Instagram and has a cult of followers that will do what he commands

He also has a smokin hot girlfriend Hazel like fuckin god damn

?: ”Is that Marcellus Thompson”
?2: “I heard he owns a meme page”
?: “How dreamy”

by NGMARSH November 22, 2021