zombie

insomnia or a meth addict.

I'm such a zombie.

by Philosophical-Cat April 19, 2018

Zombie ant

Something autistic teahers say when trying to teach

Myers: Have you guys seen zombie ant Hugh: yes we match in autism

myers: does you wife also make you sleep in the other room Class:......

by gozlema August 24, 2019

zombie day

A day in which you are tired, disorganized and unable to get anything significant or productive done. Your to-do list doesn’t get any shorter on this day. zombies, undead, dead, unproductive, to-do list, get-r-done, the walking dead, walkers

It is 6pm and I haven’t gotten anything productive done. Today, was my zombie day!

by joecoolthefool October 30, 2018

Zombie

Some one who has drank an absurd amount of alcohol and is in a semi unconscious state.

Dude did you see craig last night he was such a zombie after that half gal of bernetts.

by Flatteryj March 29, 2010

Zombie Crutch

Hard rockin hip- hoppin monster funk.

the high preist of the zombies wakes the dead through mesmirizing music. giving the zombie crutch to walk with.

by j lutz October 13, 2010

fuck a zombie

a phrase stated when you know that your in big trouble for not doing something or a impending doom soon to involve you, which in consequence you join the ranks of the undead.

dude1: hey man, did you did that assignment that the teacher Mr. satanic/evil/going to kill you.
dude2: oh fuck a zombie, no, please make sure to tell my girlfriend i love her, before i eat you alls brains.
dude1: ...so does this mean i can get together with your girlfriend?
dude1: your first on my eat list.

by sticky_cake_2 October 21, 2012

acid zombie

A derogatory term used to describe a person with GERD (aka Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease).

If this acid zombie spits acid on my brand new shirt, then he should be given a very heavy form of punitive suffering! Someone call a doctor who can do something for his stomach for once, will ya?!

by GodYesWorldlyDesiresNo May 31, 2020