shit-on-a-stick

Lackluster or substandard. Possibly derived from carnival meat snacks such as sausage on a stick, chicken on a stick, steak on a stick, etc.

The University of Phoenix is shit-on-a-stick.

by Denise December 4, 2003

Story stick

To light a cigarette whilst about to tell a long winded story.

Ian had the best story to tell, so he lighted a story stick to begin the shenanigans...

by Phat Nat March 21, 2008

Throwing sticks

Throwing sticks- to finger, fingerbang, fingerblast, second base, tossing twigs

Chastity: How was your hook up last night?

MaryLynn: Ritz couldn't get it up, but he was great at throwing sticks.

Chastity: Oh really?

MaryLynn: OMG, it was the best fingerblasting of my life.

by TCaldwell December 30, 2016

slammy stick

When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.

Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.

Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.

by biggerboobs334 December 29, 2008

pepperoni stick

a term used to describe the guy at the party that continually gets in your face and wants to talk about himself and all his "acheivements".

"I had to leave, I couldn t stand listening to that pepperoni stick any longer."

by jesus_gretzky March 16, 2009

snow sticking

That awkward moment when you stick your stick in the snow

Im going snow sticking with my mittens

by Hampster7314 January 22, 2014

Candle Sticking

The act of having dental floss tied around your penis while someone pulls on it with the're teeth.

Dude My Cock is raw after a good candle sticking

by White Hunter April 28, 2011