Rule 8c

This is the "HC" version of rule 8 and rule 8b

"If two persons are doing something REALY important and one gets a phone call, and aswers that (no matter what the phone call is about). Interupting everything, the one that answered the phone, has to sleep with the other one if he or she wants it"

Girl1: "So my father died last week, and I dont know..."
*ring* *ring*
Guy1: "I'am so sorry but I have to take this"
Girl1: "well atleast something good happens to me, cuz' of rule 8c"

by H.SAM May 25, 2008

snow rules

A temporary pseudo-anarchical state in which most official rules and regulations (i.e. laws) can be disregarded/ignored completely, without fear of capture and prosecution. Originated during heavy snowfall in small southern townships that contained an abundance of drunken, overgrown and overzealous youth.

Chip had just smashed a random car with snowballs, and then assaulted the driver immediately afterward. However, he wasn't worried; after all, it was snow rules.

by Mart Pax February 1, 2010

The 3M Rule

A method by which one can evaluate a man for hotness, the rule consists of three parts: 1 man, 1 minute, 1 metre. One man because many men confuse the senses, one minute to allow the surge of hormones to subside, one metre because everyone looks better the further away they are.

I thought he was a total fox but it must've been my beer goggles because when I got up close and used the 3M Rule, I realised that he was a dog!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011

Midnight Rules

Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!

"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"

"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.

by Bretorious April 30, 2011

nab rule

a rule to reject someone from taking part in some activity based on a lack of competence. (it's a joke)

Johnny: I can't log on, anyone else having trouble?
Billy: The nab rule's effect tonight.

by X___r September 25, 2010

Volcker rule

Proposal by former Fed Chair Paul Volcker to prevent U.S. banks from speculative proprietary trading that is not in the best interests of their clients.

The Volcker rule may prevent the next 'great recession' or a more spectacular financial crash . . .

by p.j.a October 2, 2010

create a rule

A function in Microsoft Outlook where you can create a rule to move an incoming email into a folder to be read later thereby reducing the amount of urgent email that you have to read on a daily basis.

I got so tired of receiving unwanted emails from Microsoft so I decided to create a rule to automatically move their emails to a folder so that I could read them later if I even cared to.

by Pablo Brown March 25, 2007