call me dutch

Call me Dutch
Means to be very laid back and chill, and one can only be called Dutch if they have the logo "Call Me Dutch" on a select piece of clothing (for example: Hats, shirts, shoes, etc..)

You aren't one to do any drugs or alcohol but you still manage to have a good tiime.

Person 1: Dang you're really cool and chill af
Person 2 (with the logo "Call Me Dutch"): Just Call me Dutch.

by DutchIsIn October 21, 2013

sexy dutch oven

When the female is giving oral sex and the male traps her between his thighs and absolutely rips ass.

I just gifted my girlfriend a sexy Dutch oven last night. She loved it!

by Dutchbaby December 23, 2021

two dutch mugs

To be really wasted.

a sort of spoonerism: too much drugs

"what has he taken?"
"Two Dutch Mugs"


"Ah, man, driving this car would be easier if it wasn't for these Two Dutch Mugs"

by spikee-pixie April 16, 2009

portable dutch oven

when you fart under a blanket and then throw it on someone after letting it fester for a few minutes so the smell travels with the blanket

"That's my favorite blanket. Why the portable dutch oven?"

by 4 Points October 23, 2009

Dutch Corn dog

It's when a woman gives you oral sex while you Dutch Oven her.

Bob knew he was with the right woman when she continued giving him head after he farted under the covers Dutch Oven style. Mmmm Dutch Corn dog.

by The Dirty Chef November 13, 2010

dutch reach around

A reach around performed while riding a bike.

We found a nice stretch of straight road and I gave him a Dutch Reach Around.

by MrPeterFluff February 19, 2017

double dutch

Alternating doing an activity with someone else, sharing responsibilies with another person. i.e. going halfsies

"You made the bed yesterday, so I'll make the bed today, we'll go double dutch on it."

by remie11 February 20, 2010