Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

chip ham

Beaten pussy, not smooth, rough, lose

Damn her pussy was so chip ham bro she been getting a lot lately.

by jAKETHeB0$$ January 14, 2017

Nacho Chip

When you pee in a girls yeast infection

Omg I nacho chip with Gerald

by yung foreskin January 21, 2024

Chips

A persons special skill or talent that makes them stand out.

1: "Damn, that girl's got chips!"
2: "She act like she's all that, but I don't see any chips."

by Kora Gray January 6, 2023

chips and dip

Chips and Dip BDSM Cow Chips (Scat) Dip (Sheep Dip or a dunking bowl.) and now its a party

Chips and dip , chains and whips.

by Mr. PN Quinn May 25, 2016

chip bags

chip bags is a term for people whos heads are mostly full of air and are just complete dickheads

mikes people are a bunch of chip bags

by peepeepoopoo checcckk October 4, 2020

Chips

Chips mean your ugly, or have no fashion.

"She's chips" or what type on snack am I " chips"

by Just tryna help August 17, 2017