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The Spider-Man

The Spider-Man is a humility act performed by the dominant male. As some ppl on here have confused with the magician or Houdini it is nothing in comparison or is there any similarity between the two

The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.

The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
D Bro I was balls deep in your girl last night she told me she didn’t want me to nutt in her so I pulled out and pulled the Spider-Man on that hoe!
by Mr.Setitst8 August 9, 2022
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Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.
I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.
by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025
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Spider goulash

1. A phrase my father said when my mother made tomato and sausage pasta.
2. (Exclamation) An exclamatory phrase conveying anger or frustration
Ex. “Spider goulash again?!”- my dad
Ex. “Oh spider goulash, I can’t find my car!”- my sister
by Ballhumper November 19, 2023
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flaming spider

Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.
I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.
by Shortbus May 2, 2018
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Spider-girl

When ur mad at ur dude and ain't coming off the goods so u let him masturbate while he looks at ur tits u let him get himself almost to climax u take over and let him finish in your hand and while he is feeling all satisfied you toss his baby juice on his face like a spider web.
Oh girl! I gave him a spider-girl last night, in sure he wasnt as satisfied as I was though.
by Jayne Kob February 6, 2019
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spider-chulo

A very handsome looking man who can use spider powers and succeed in fall guys
piero: Hey I just won fall mountain
Dylan: what a spider-chulo.
by lookhereifgay March 21, 2021
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Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute
Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?
by Junk lung February 22, 2021
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