Rusty uppercut

The sexual act of tongue punching a girls fart box while simultaneously fisting her fish taco. (Vagina)

Bruh, Jenny was still gagging for it after rooting last night. Had to resort to the rusty uppercut.

by Your mate February 23, 2017

rusty passport

When you do a line of coke off of a strippers ass in a foreign country.

Becky was wondering when Fahad was going to perform the rusty passport after their initial meeting in Amsterdam.

by thefanciestboop March 10, 2017

rusty russian

A rough handjob from a hairy burly woodsman with rusty nails

They went to the bathroom an he got a Rusty Russian all night

by Twobodiez June 19, 2017

rusty beagle

When you forget to use lube during butt sex and the resulting color on your penis is red and brown.

Kevin Mosier ended up with a rusty beagle after forgetting to use the KY jelly when Shawn gave him a straight guy back rub that went too far.

by Rachel Cooney July 10, 2017

rusty tailgate

Backside lovin with a silver vixen.

You see Gladys over there? I totally rusty tailgated her last night on the screened in porch.

by BigBen87 July 8, 2017

Rusty Nail

Popping a turd in the fridge to let it freeze and then using it as a dildo.

"Mate last week I froze one of my shites so I could rusty nail my new bird in the fanny".

by we_need_jesus September 20, 2017

Rusty tank

Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement

That Frankie used to be Frank the tank now he is an old rusty tank in need of oil.

by Time2smoke420 October 5, 2017