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Road Less Traveled

A politically correct expression to describe the act of anal sex. Typically, this term is used in public among heterosexual couples to describe the act of anal sex when the female is resistant or reluctant to participate in this sexual act due to fear of pain or social stigma.
Andy had always wanted Lisa to allow him to try the "Road Less Traveled," but she was afraid it would hurt.
by NE Photoguy October 27, 2009
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Road Rager

When some individual has a boner when driving, typically stated by the individual.
Man: whoa girl you just cut that guy off bad
Girl: sorry i have Road rage
Man: ... I have a ROAD RAGER ;)
by McClark March 26, 2009
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rocky road surprise

This has to be timed perfectly. While getting road-head, drive down an upaved road. When you're about to get off hold an open palmed hand about 2 inches above the girls head and hit a pot hole. The combined shock of a mouthful of cum and an involuntary deepthroat should make her head jerk up, smacking herself in the back of the head on your hand and forcing her head back down.
After some convincing, Jessie went downtown for some roadhead. All that Rick could do was smile as he approached the backroads. Yes friends, it was time for a rocky road surprise.
by Life Met October 5, 2006
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fashion road kill

An out-of-date clothing style, or other fad, that has been overtaken by something 'new', i.e. the old has been run over by the new.
Valley girls talking about Hippies: "Ewww! Fashion road kill!"
Other examples: Spandex; Disco; Grunge; Whatever is current NOW, etc.
by Havoc August 9, 2004
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Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022
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Pre-road rage

The rage that fills you as you wait in line at the DMV.
I might go on a killing spree because of my Pre-road rage!
by Rmilkman January 13, 2009
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walking-road-kill

A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.
On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!
by m2hss April 25, 2011
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