picking cotton

the act of being rediculously drunk; the remaining moments of conciousness before passing out

Friend "Hey, are you drunk?!"
You "Nahhh, I was drunk an hour ago. Now I'm picking cotton"

by Frederikson c304 January 29, 2006

cotton-picking

Silly, stupid person.

Don't be such cotton-picking!

by indie English June 27, 2011

pick-up bar

gathering place for humans where emphasis is placed on alcohol, as well as the "zipless fuck", or 'extreme' 'sport' fucking.

took home a 'chick' from the pick-up bar, but later discovered a cock and balls!

lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!

caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!

by michael foolsley August 13, 2010

number 1 draft pick

Usually given to the crappiest teams in the league to improve their record next year but only to find out either:

They did do good in college but suck in the professionals Ryan Leaf

Got a serious injury Greg Oden

Overrated pieces of crap who might end up in jail Michael Vick

or just plain Overrated Kwame Brown

So in reality number 1 draft picks are expensive bench players who make things worst... Unless your lucky Michael Jordan

1998 Charger fan 1: Who was our number 1 draft pick this year?

1998 Chargers fan 2: Ryan Leaf

1998 Charger fan 1: I smell super bowl!

by theend1190 February 19, 2009

cotton-pickin

Short form for cotton-picking.

Gal with cotton-pickin mind can't be your girl!

by indie English June 27, 2011

pickel

A cute though often annoying name used on a loved one such as "hunny bunny" or "sweet cakes" or "pumpkin"

"Aw pickel" he whinned " Why can't you let me do it...just this once?"

by Jaq January 3, 2006

nicky pickings

noun. stolen goods goods that have been stolen

lets all share in the nicky pickings

by sharon osbourne September 4, 2006