A person, or persons, who hijack the pavement and walk extra slowly knowing that nobody else can get past them. Can be commonly identified by exhibiting the following behaviour:
1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else
Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.
1. Staring gormlessly at their phone
2. Demonstrating a complete lack of spacial awareness
3. Pushing a pram whilst thinking they're better than everyone else
Pavement pirates can only be countered by walking on the road in order to get round them.
Person 1: Hey why are we moving so slowly?
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.
Person 2: Some pavement pirates have hijacked Bond Street tube again.
by JohnSilver January 26, 2013
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by LivingLarge November 24, 2011
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by Banana Hamikk May 10, 2008
Get the butt piratemug.