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Peanut butter cow

That fat bitch who eats all your nut based foods
A.)where did my peanut butter go?
B )I ate it
A.)*under breath* fucking peanut butter cow!
by Slutt fucker 3000 September 10, 2021
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Peanut

When you nut and pee at the same time.
If I bust a nut and pee is that a peanut ?
by piiuu March 18, 2019
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: One of the most holy sandwich types in the history of man.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 18, 2021
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Peanut

Don’t worry bout tht peanut
by AnonymousGoon January 20, 2020
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The Red Peanut

An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!
Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!
by Smokethatskinwagon October 10, 2016
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peanut butter shelm

The best desert every made! Derives from the word shelm, but in this case it means desert thats very tasty and boy is it ever good!
" Omg kateltn you made this peanut butter shelm? the world owes you bigg time!"
"if heaven had a taste it would be peanut butter shlem
by goodeatin November 27, 2003
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maya the peanut

Maya The Peanut is a young solo K-pop idol with over “986 million views on her first two hits “maya the peanut went to the beach” and “Peanuts dancing in pink tutus ft: Blackpink. She is 15 and is born on 3/9/2007, she is dating niki from Ænhypæn, and she has a brother that is 9 but he is not a K-pop idol, he is born on 6/13/2013.
haiyaa maya the peanut is so cute! 🤭
by TEEEEHEEE🤭🤭 October 16, 2022
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