Nut Crumper

1. A person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. This person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your balls to make you do things.

2. A breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.

1. My dad yelled at me all day to finish my school project so I think he is such a Nut Crumper.

2. Did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his balls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?

by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

Pine nut

Used as a way to describe a rare and valuable thing/finding, sometimes used to refer to pets/people in a sweet way

“Proper pine nut that!”

“Hey, seen my new bike?”
“Yeah man! Absolute pine nut!”

by Tuudidoo May 1, 2023

water nut

When you nut and it’s so clear that it looks like aquafina spring water. If you water nut in someone, it is impossible for pregnancy to occur.

“Did you just nut in me?”
“Nah, I water nutted so we’re good”

by dtheballer12345 November 16, 2017

Nut butt

A description of either a man or woman’s butt that is particularly small. Typically suits the small body type of the person.

“It doesn’t matter how many squats James does, he will always have a nut butt.”

by beefy3 September 21, 2020

Academia Nut

An individual who enthusiastically engages in the pursuit knowledge, to the point of obsessiveness.

"Dan already through the textbook our prof assigned us!"

"Man, he's such an academia nut."

by LOL So True September 4, 2011

Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.

I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.

by _Luke_Ass_ February 5, 2019

Nut fountaining

(Verb) The act of getting jizz in your mouth through a threesome, and spitting the jizz out of your mouth into another person’s mouth.

I was nut fountaining with my homies last night.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019