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mom door

The state of a door being almost-but-not-quite-closed. Usually this is done to your bedroom door by your mother when she leaves, hence the term "mom door".
Mother: Goodnight son!
Mother leaves, closing door just shut of latching
Son: MOM! Quit mom dooring me
by retrofutureman November 14, 2018
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YUR mom

by YUR mom.com69 February 5, 2022
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Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.
I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!
by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022
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Your Mom

your mom.
by DefinitelyNotAstro June 24, 2020
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FaceBook Mom

A mom who takes photos of them self with high angle, posts a lot on Facebook, picture perfect in photos, and always uses LOL. A Facebook mom posts so much on facebook and is on their phone a lot, even though they always tell their kids to get off of theirs.
Jerry: Omg my mom is such a Facebook mom!

Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.
by Mr.clean_1023 November 22, 2020
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mom mafia

The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.
I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.
by Doctorjay March 27, 2016
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adderall mom

A mom who has "tamed down" over the years. She still wakes groggy in the morning but ends up bouncing her titties around by lunch. Don't ask her to help you with your homework, she may already have her pants off in the back yard. Occasionally she'll have revelations into her own situation that induce masses of emotion. She is really good at focusing on one thing at a time. She may or may not have 3 friends named Jarod.
I reconnected with an old friend and wanted to marry her. She is crazy and bites strangers on the street. We now have 3 children and is a functioning adderall mom. See "Adderall wife" - I get to see her 4 days a week when she isn't with one of her boyfriends.
by B00zey April 15, 2023
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