You and another person type the same thing at the same time on someones wall, status message, photo, note, or any other place you could make a comment.
joe blow's status message -
joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot
josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.
joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot
josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.
by Josh Curtis October 15, 2009
Get the facebook jinksmug. Facebook status postings that are, at best, random and virtually without cohesive facts or explanation. They generally are of either of a depressive or threatening nature. Most conclude with either "you know who you are" or "If you really cared you'd understand".
I can't take much of this any more. When I do something about it, everyone will know what has been going on and will see you for what an *sshole you have been. You know who you are! Sorry to be facebook vague.
I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!
I seem to be everyone's second choice. Just continue to leave me out. When I decide to make the change, all of you will regret it. If you really cared, you'd understand. Sorry if this is too facebook vague!
by tulsaanimal December 25, 2011
Get the Facebook Vaguemug. Any person, who updates or checks their Facebook or Twitter status so frequently and habitually, that they may even continue to do so even after becoming a member of the undead.
Essentially a compulsive social networking addict.
They may also be a spammer or Troll, though that is not necessarily a prerequisite.
It is common practice to identify potential Facebook Zombies by posting the word "BRAINS" on their timeline.
Essentially a compulsive social networking addict.
They may also be a spammer or Troll, though that is not necessarily a prerequisite.
It is common practice to identify potential Facebook Zombies by posting the word "BRAINS" on their timeline.
Signs you may be a Facebook Zombie include.
You stay "Logged in" 24 hours a day.
You have ever posted pictures of your lunch.
You have ever posted your own medical photos.
You regularly send updates while on the toilet.
You can't remember the names of all your Facebook friends
You've never actually met half your Facebook friends.
2 or more friends have posted "BRAINS" on your timeline (see above)
You've tried to find a way to take your smartphone or computer into the pool.
You've borrowed a friend's phone to make updates after attempting the above.
You are DEFINITELY a Facebook Zombie if you have updated your status DURING any of these events:
Wedding, Funeral, Childbirth, "Lovemaking", or surgery.
You stay "Logged in" 24 hours a day.
You have ever posted pictures of your lunch.
You have ever posted your own medical photos.
You regularly send updates while on the toilet.
You can't remember the names of all your Facebook friends
You've never actually met half your Facebook friends.
2 or more friends have posted "BRAINS" on your timeline (see above)
You've tried to find a way to take your smartphone or computer into the pool.
You've borrowed a friend's phone to make updates after attempting the above.
You are DEFINITELY a Facebook Zombie if you have updated your status DURING any of these events:
Wedding, Funeral, Childbirth, "Lovemaking", or surgery.
by Web Wordsmith January 26, 2014
Get the Facebook Zombiemug. when you make a comment on something on facebook and then someone you completely do not know 'likes' it. When this occurs this makes you feel stood out...feeling shiny...feeling important like you made a point.
Example 1)
Now that was "facebook shiny", Matt. Everyone seems to be liking your comment...YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
Example 2)
Wow, 50 likes on that comment. That's very facebook shiny! :o)
Now that was "facebook shiny", Matt. Everyone seems to be liking your comment...YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
Example 2)
Wow, 50 likes on that comment. That's very facebook shiny! :o)
by Gorilla73 October 21, 2010
Get the facebook shinymug. And absolute c*nt who spends all their time on Facebook just sharing b*llsh*t just to try stop people from eating meat.
Facebook vegans are what make us think we hate vegans
Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans
by XXXRIP September 12, 2018
Get the Facebook Veganmug. the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.
see textual satisfaction
see textual satisfaction
by misterstanwood April 29, 2011
Get the facebook statusfactionmug. To refrain from initiating or responding to a Facebook "poke" from anyone but one's romantic partner.
Antonym: Facebook whore
Antonym: Facebook whore
She dumped him because he "poked" every female on his Facebook friends list and she was Facebook faithful.
by Smart Arick October 23, 2011
Get the Facebook faithfulmug.