Nathan

Nathan is a penguin but cannot swim

Nathan entered a pool and drowned immediately because that bitch can't swim.

by ScrumptiousFrog November 23, 2021

Nathan

A weirdo who’s mom looks like Dora the explorer

Wow Nathan’s mom and Dora could be twins

by Supersleepyslug June 25, 2019

Nathan

Mega gay

nathan mega gay

by person to my left is gay August 07, 2022

Nathan

A guy who would do anything for you. A guy who carries the weight of the world but always says he’s fine. A guy who is handsome not just in looks but in mind and soul and heart.

My name is Nathan but no one calls me that.

by Trubel March 10, 2021

nathan

nathan will seem like a super sweet guy at first and will have you completely fooled but you would never realize cause you always had the best time and he’ll make you feel super loved but in reality hes a cheater and plays anyone he can get a chance too

me-hey are you still dating nathan
x-yes why
me-cause hes a cheater and a player

by yourgoodmommy813 February 19, 2023

Nathan

For someone who is anti authority I find it funny Nathan would tell me what to do. For this reason alone I will have full creative freedom over this definition. Nathan is the type of person who hates puppies, spits on people’s food, and curses out any elderly person he encounters. Nathans are not to be trusted, they will reap your soul from your body while you sleep- and it will be a painful process. If you see a Nathan I advise you to hide, your instincts to flight may kick in but listen carefully: Do NOT run! They’re faster than you think. I pray that you never encounter a Nathan in your life, but if you do…good luck.

Do you see that thing running towards us?

Oh no…Is that?

It’s a Nathan! I fear these are our last momen-

by bwtriz December 27, 2021

Nathan

Very hot yes

Oh is that Nathan over there?

Yes! Look at his big willy

by Coc heheheha November 24, 2021