Slang for an STD (sexually transmitted disease) . Anything that oozes out of your penis or vagina after an encounter with a person of questionable past relationships.
"I had sex with that girl from the bar last night"
"Hey man you might want to check for the green monster. Remember that girl Stacy?"
"O dear god, My penis is going to fall off."
Be safe Wear a condom
"Hey man you might want to check for the green monster. Remember that girl Stacy?"
"O dear god, My penis is going to fall off."
Be safe Wear a condom
by The show a.k.a Gio March 06, 2008
an overweight, lazy, typically jewish friend who constantly passes out on friends, family and co-workers couches at any time; mid-day, evening and latenight.
look at jon, drooling on himself with his hand down his pants - completely disregarding the fact that it's noon on Saturday - damn Couch Monster.
by beeebrown February 17, 2009
by x_Katy_x May 16, 2006
by BKing523 June 11, 2008
The Marquette Monster is a long-nailed, short-horned reptilian monster supposed to live on Marquette, Michigan.
by Daniel C. Boyer January 23, 2008
an individual, who upon entering a wetherspoons drinking establishment, makes haste towards the section containing the condiments. the individual then proceeds to "fill his boots" so to speak with a certain tasty and heavenly delight known as mayonnaise. the individual can often not contain themselves and may be seen rubbing mayonnaise in their face, neck and chest areas. the individual is often strawberry blonde and from the hampshire farming community.
by sexy cherry January 22, 2007
to fuck a bitch crazy like billy bob thornton from behind in the manner he drilled halle berry in monster's ball
by ayhflangoiyas;kfgnhpaitg January 15, 2009