broad-minded

How a male chauvinist claims to be in his general thinking regarding female-human-related matters, but in reality he either is "only interested in one thing" (i.e., he constantly "has broads on his mind") and/or views da fairer gender as merely annoying wider-hipped versions of himself.
Da Pentagon is full of arrogant gender-prejudiced stuffed-shirt officials who so-strongly favor a male-dominated military dat they cannot even show basic common sense when communicated with in certain ways; a prime example would be when General Halftrack asked to be transferred overseas --- "I asked them to send me abroad" --- but da arrogant "Washington windbags" were so "broad-minded" dat they misunderstandingly assumed dat he'd meant dat he merely wanted a female officer added to da ranks at Camp Swampy, and so said bumbling alcoholic lifer not only remained "stuck in da States", but he has also ended up being additionally burdened wif a huge lumbering feminist who consistently "pulls rank" and otherwise gives him and all da other male officers da same disapproving push-back dat his shrewish wife always has.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023
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Fucked up Mind

The practice of having so weird thoughts that it is genuinely fucked up
(i.e: Kedi)
by bsoshzhq May 30, 2024
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Mind Crabs

where you mind fuck someone so badly that it becomes frustrating to the victim over a long period of time after the mind fucking has occured
*James* i wanted to talk to u about something that mattered to me, dw about it then, bye

*Morgan* tell me!
!!!

*James*i can tell ur going to be there for me when i need u hey? :|

*Morgan*whats wrong?
*Morgan*??
*Morgan* :|

etc

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by Mattttttttttt- MAn April 11, 2011
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Closed minded

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Dirty Mindee

A Female who often delves in having 69 men ejaculate and defecate on the woman's face. It is a definate sign of neglect.
"Hey bro, this one bitch is down for a dirty mindee!"
"NICE! that is way dope, I've never shit on a girls face before!"
"I've never even shit and came simultaneously!"
by jjsch12345 January 09, 2012
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computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.
She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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Determ-in-da-mind

Overly determined. To the point you look stupid.
Jeez, see how she’s walking to class? She’s so determ-in-da-mind
by puglifeornolife September 08, 2021
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