Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

hank milk

a synonym to diarrhea

Man i got the runs today, i've been shiting hank milk all morning

by Urban svening May 5, 2011

Milk Store

The place all fathers go

Your dad went out to get some Milk at the Milk Store. In the mean time you can try to get some Bitches

by OrdinaryDemiGuy May 21, 2022

Curty Milk

the jizz that comes from a guy named curt or curtis

when i was with curtis one night we had a good time and i got curty milk on me.

by hushpuppy9939 October 13, 2011

Milk kiss

When someone cums in your mouth and you kiss someone else

Dude I just gave daniel a milk kiss💔

by McDonald's cum October 2, 2021

dink milk

noun.

Slang term for semen

I like to squirt my dink milk onto my belly when I wank

by Rakis October 24, 2020

on the milk carton

Missing.

Jimmy Hoffa is still on the milk carton.

by feenagh101 June 25, 2017