Liam

Twink gooner

liams a twinkey gooner

by llllllliam September 1, 2025

liams shoes

his shoes are delightfully polished. Although they lack in laces they r made up for by his big heart and kind souk

"wow you have the liams shoes on, there so nice"

by stebry September 4, 2025

liam

A nice caring brunette tall brown eyed boy. Emotional but will talk to certain people. When he has a crush, he denies. Loves rap music, celeb crush Sabrina Carpenter. Sounds rude to a bunch of people but if you have the chance to meet one, don’t let him go. He will be there for you when you need it. The most awesome, smart, and loyal bestie. He’ll make the best jokes and call you all the time.He’ll protect his friends like his life. You don’t wanna mess with a liam.

People: I bet liam likes you, johanna!
johanna: we’re just friends!
liam: yeah! just. friends.
johanna: *that hurt* y-yeah

people: who’s that tall, brunette boy?

johanna: must be liam.

by whosjohanna? September 5, 2025

Liam oh man

Liam oh man is a artist/youtuber that doesn’t really does a whole lot.

Person 1: Yo you saw the new Liam oh man song?

Person 2: YO MAN IT WAS FIRE!

by anonymous September 12, 2025

Liam Jasper

Canonically the brother of Jack Jasper, Liam Jasper often goons on Marvel rivals, draws anime girls on school desks, and probably reads manga.

Liam Jasper: Hello, I am Liam Jasper.
Me: hello Liam Jasper, wanna hop on Marvel rivals?
Liam Jasper: Im already playing marvel rivals
Me: how are you texting me and playing at the same time
Liam Jasper: i sometimes mutate an extra set of arms, or 1 & 1/2 when I play.
Me: why 1 & 1/2
Liam Jasper: one hand for gooning, two hands for playing.

by GeoRetch September 15, 2025

Liam

The funniest guy you'll ever meet. He usually has long hair (and great in bed). He is a total nerd though.

"Oh my God Liam rocked my world last night!"

"Liam would not stop talking about video games"

by Niggerdiddler September 20, 2025

liam

a chubby german white boy who is in denial of his homosexuality, despite it being completely obvious. he is a curator of the degenerate “artforms”, with gay tentacle porn being his favorite. he sells his body on cass ave to help pay for his onlyfans subscriptions, and takes showers only when his parents ask him to. liam is know to survive off of pizza pockets and to remain secluded in his goon cave, only leaving for school and the odd occasion he chooses to use the toilet. he was absolutely violated by his homies during his trip to DC, in which he has suppressed those memories. he browses twitter, believing everything he sees, and neglecting the use of his frontal cortex. above all, he is just another confused gay boy.

He’s such a liam

by burkery September 22, 2025