burkery's definitions
a chubby german white boy who is in denial of his homosexuality, despite it being completely obvious. he is a curator of the degenerate “artforms”, with gay tentacle porn being his favorite. he sells his body on cass ave to help pay for his onlyfans subscriptions, and takes showers only when his parents ask him to. liam is know to survive off of pizza pockets and to remain secluded in his goon cave, only leaving for school and the odd occasion he chooses to use the toilet. he was absolutely violated by his homies during his trip to DC, in which he has suppressed those memories. he browses twitter, believing everything he sees, and neglecting the use of his frontal cortex. above all, he is just another confused gay boy.
by burkery September 22, 2025
