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Wireless jerk

The wireless jerk is when you get super high and think you masturbating you still get the orgasm without physical doing it !
Bro I am going to take so mushrooms and have a wireless jerk
by The jerk guy September 30, 2025
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Super Jerking

I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏
Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash
by Acceleration😹🙏 November 30, 2021
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Jerk table

Table upon which multiple men pleasure themselves.
We all gathered around the jerk table.
by Rafter P Archery October 4, 2020
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co-jerk

The act of jerking off with your and your partners hand while hands are clasped around your penis.
How about co-jerk before bed?
by darknasty May 26, 2017
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illuminati jerk

when you want to have a circle jerk but there’s only you and 2 other mates so you have to have a triangle shaped jerk
I can’t believe that the other lads bailed on us, i guess you, me, and our other mate will have to have an illuminati jerk.
by briandavisbouttanut October 21, 2017
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air jerk

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.
by firefalcome September 6, 2023
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jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have one leg on the kitchen counter, one leg on the floor, both hands vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be covered in baby oil, and making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done completely in the nude. (excluding religious headwear)
Santa was bringing me presents but he went back up the chimney when he caught me “jerking it crazy style”!
by Bjørk December 24, 2024
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