Jason is usually a Straub. He has a twin and was adopted from an orphanage from Romania. He grew up in Wisconsin and is the perfect mix of farm boy and Hollywood, minus the farm. He is very athletic and has no patience.
Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
Jason likes to refer to people as his friend, even though they met once at a pool party. Jason is loyal.
by Jstaub1992 November 24, 2021
a name for a sexy, hunky, and loving man. he is a great husband and should be your knight in shining armour.
by cosflames February 10, 2022
a gay person who’s incredibly hot and boys always are in love with him even though he is so dumb that he has no idea what the concept of love is
by ultimategay234 June 16, 2021
The buffest guy alive. Better than Faker at League, except on Wukong because of the trash laning phase.
by jasonnitrofan26 January 24, 2021
a gay ass little stinky bum sniffer that likes to eat burgers and sit on the couch all day and eat chips
by kissedbydababy31313 March 13, 2022
The sexiest man alive. He loves everyone and is very friendly. He has a nice physique and has a HUGE PENIS.
by PROe2334 May 14, 2021
He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 24, 2021