40 Socks

One who uses the paper bag from a 40 oz. alcoholic beverage, after consumption, for socks. Generally utilized by the poor or homeless. Two 40 oz. alcoholic beverages or one 40 oz. alcoholic beverage "double bagged" is preferred. Quickly replaced if worn through or destroyed by a purchase at your local convenience store.

"These 40 socks keep me warm in the winter and they dry quick."

by DefMasterG January 23, 2010

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socks on house

a house or living situation at which you feel less likely to contract an illness from its unclean floors by keeping your socks on. Extreme cases of this are "shoes on houses" where you are sucidal to take your shoes off.

Person 1: Hey where are you going?
Person 2: Jeff's house
Person 1: Oh be sure to keep your socks on, that house sent Jimmy to the hospital last week cuz he took his socks off. Such a socks on house.
Person 2: What a dumb ass. Yeah, I'm keeping the socks on.

by <3pantie<3 July 07, 2009

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orphan socks

Socks that don’t have a match. Socks that are just all alone because the other one is missing.

I just did laundry and I have a bunch of orphan socks because they’re matches are missing!!

“Oh no I lost my other sock! I guess this one is an orphan sock now until I find the other!”

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

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Bop Sock

A sock used to clear up or collect semen after male masturbation. It should be applied prior to masturbation in the same manner as a condom. Although not a common method of clearing up, it is often the most convenient as it is readily available and can be reused multiple times.

"Hey do you have any tissue, i'm going to go masturbate?"

"Here just use my bop sock"

by psmith99 February 04, 2010

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