by fullofsmidt March 03, 2014
by kennaaintdoneyet December 11, 2018
When you hear something so inanely stupid, you feel compelled to shit in your own hand and slap the person with it. It's a slightly stronger sentiment than the Italian saying, "Caccate in mano e prenditi a schiaffi," which loosely translated means, "Take a shit in your hands and slap yourself," as the actor in this situation is willing to shit in his or her own hands to get the slap accomplished.
Had someone call the library the other day and ask for a photo of Jesus. Told her that could not possibly exist, but if she'd come in, I'd have a nice big Sicilian mud slap ready for her.
by DeweyDecimator July 26, 2016
when you have diarrhea and instead of wiping you proceed to have unprotected anal sex. Once the guy pulls out you then proceed to eat the diarrhea off his dick.
by reeeeenknk'a January 17, 2020
The act of going out in the hollers.
Fill your hand with as much mud as you can hold.
The twat swat your woman back to the age of empires!
Fill your hand with as much mud as you can hold.
The twat swat your woman back to the age of empires!
Woman 1: You ok? You seem so cheerful today...
Woman 2: I'm great!!! My man gave me a massive Tennessee Mud Grope last night!
Woman 1: Awww, I'm so jealous!
Woman 2: I'm great!!! My man gave me a massive Tennessee Mud Grope last night!
Woman 1: Awww, I'm so jealous!
by TDMCRo2 January 12, 2017
by Jack Fitzy September 15, 2018
by Nemout November 03, 2017