Deadblow hammer

Just as you blow your load, you punch her in the back of the head, knocking her out! Run like a plankton!! 10 mins away

I Deadblow hammer fullballs stepdaughter and run the for Hillary and Scarborough!

by Plancton from Hillary or scabs November 28, 2018

houston hammer

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.

damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.

by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017

hammer down

Phrase to be uttered after ripping a whole team as Reinhardt in Overwatch

Hammer Down, bitches

by subhum4n April 8, 2022

hammers

to give recognition to a person for crafting something of a high standard.

"Hammers to John for building that solid skate ramp."

by lisasimpson May 27, 2013

Prego-hammered

The pseudo-tipsy feeling a pregnant woman achieves when drinking non-alcoholic beer.

Getting prego-hammered tonight on Budweiser Zero while solving some Wheel of Fortune puzzles with my husband!

by BRTomo January 13, 2021

bloom hammer

when your drunk and giving head

she was so bloom hammered last night!

by iamadictonary March 1, 2011

Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025