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Half Mast 

Also knowen as "the Weather Man" someone who is easily aroused in the presence of two or more guys or four second of porno. He smells like a sweaty jock strap because he doesn't know how to shower and never wears socks with running shoes. He is also knowen for breaking anything that can be broken. He is more ADD then a squirrel on red bull and loves to wallow in his own filth which is why you never ask him to clean because he will only make thing worse.
What the fuck Half Mast! how do you get a boner sitting on the couch with two guys?
Half Mast by Boodro September 2, 2010

half-breed 

someone who has one white parent and one black parent.
Kathy's races are so confused, she's not even sure is she's a half-breed
half-breed by harajuku_lover4 October 11, 2006

half-fatty

Someone who is fat, but you cannot tell until they remove their shirt. Most half-fatties are only half fat because they are lazy and eat hot pockets.
No one wants to date Bryan because he is a half-fatty
half-fatty by d-frank April 17, 2007
The time it takes for you to lose your virginity.
Dude did you just lose your virginity?" "Yep my half life is over."
Half life by disobeyed toast February 24, 2011

half-white ralph 

a boy who was mixed up at bball camp...and now is one stupid mother fucker
Steven: "yo mike, what the deal with that kid over there?"
Mike: "he's a half-white ralph"
Steven: "oh fo sho, that explains it"
half-white ralph by Steven February 26, 2003

half beavered

getting a handjob and haveing to stop in the middle of it.
Man, this chick totally half beavered me! I was like GODDAMNIT!