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Hair Shum

The resulting mess after a blow job in a scat movie.
Check out that skanky chick in this movie dude, she's got hair shum!
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the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.
Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.
by scrapmetal82 June 19, 2010
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Fake hair

Hair that is fake
Isabella has such fake hair ew! 😂
by AF.no May 29, 2018
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Sabeen's hair

the longest most gorgeous thing in the world!!!! usually has pretty clips and hair stuff in it and it always looks amazing :)
random dumb chick: Gorgeous gorgeous girls have long hair

me: Sabeen's hair is longer than the definition of long hair so HA! she, therefore, is way more of a gorgeous gorgeous girl than you are!
by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022
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hair boy

That one guy at every high school or university who has mad long hair that's taken him forever to grow out. Everyone knows him by his hair and it's pretty much his dominant physical feature.

Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.

He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.
"We saw that one kid. I can't remember his name. The one with the really long hair. That hair boy."

"Oh, that's Dylan."

"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."

"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."

"He kind of needs a trim."

"Don't count on it."
by hairstuff November 27, 2011
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hair fluffing

pulling one's lover aside fer private pleasurable enjoymentness.
aaron and murphy went into the bathroom and aaron fluffed her hair. they were hair fluffing for hours.
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Smart hair

The little hairs in the back of your neck.
I just grabbed your dumb sss by the smart hairs.
by Ginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 16, 2017
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