That one guy at every high school or university who has mad long hair that's taken him forever to grow out. Everyone knows him by his hair and it's pretty much his dominant physical feature.
Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.
He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.
Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.
He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.
"We saw that one kid. I can't remember his name. The one with the really long hair. That hair boy."
"Oh, that's Dylan."
"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."
"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."
"He kind of needs a trim."
"Don't count on it."
"Oh, that's Dylan."
"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."
"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."
"He kind of needs a trim."
"Don't count on it."
by hairstuff November 27, 2011
Paradise PD originated this classic joke. In the episode the joke was pointed towards Mark Zuckerburg.
Come Jar resignated this phrase in his heart and is now something you say at random or as a greeting, even at the end of sentences. When you need higher hair you'll understand.
Come Jar resignated this phrase in his heart and is now something you say at random or as a greeting, even at the end of sentences. When you need higher hair you'll understand.
"I need higher hair." "Can you see my higher hair." "I can't hear you because I have higher hair sir".
by Come Jar January 21, 2023
When someone wears a hair pin on there hat to represent that they smoke marijuana. Hair pins are often used to clean pieces and help roll.
by South/eastbaylivin March 28, 2015
by Coolbeans9000 November 10, 2009
On an adult female, pubic hair of such volume and depth that Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Appartus (SCUBA) equipment would be required to safely perform oral sex upon them.
Dude A: "I scrogged J's step-mom last night."
Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"
Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."
Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"
Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."
Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"
Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."
Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"
Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."
by PassiveSavage November 23, 2012