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Gus The Goose

The mascot for Washington College, a small liberal arts school on the Chester River, in Eastern Shore Maryland. He is a large, flightless bird with black and red feathers. Some argue that he is supposedly still on veteran benefits since he retired from the Continental Army in 1780. He is a close confederate to ex-prez George Washington and travels the country looking to coerce teens to attend WAC. Debatably a nice guy, but he tends to crap on the soccer pitch far too often. Honestly a low-mid tier mascot.
Guy 1: Holy Crap is that Gus the Goose?!
Guy 2: Duuuude yeah. What a G. He hangs with dead presidents so he must be cool.
Girl: We are so lucky to have a school mascot like him!
by Frœnch Montanå March 26, 2019
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goose

a really cool person also known by noosegoose.
goose has a fucking long cock
by AnarchicGoose_ September 6, 2022
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Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce
"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.
by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022
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mama goose

A mother that is very protective and loving , but likes to bitch about everything you do and keep you in-line.
I love my mama goose even though she gets on my nerves sometimes.
by QueenOlmos October 29, 2020
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cooked my goose

pissed me off
The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.
by Fried Hog December 7, 2013
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goose cursed

The act of getting fucked up. Be it THC abuse or by taking shots of Sunny Brook, the curse of the goose is upon you.
Man, i got so goose cursed last night i took my horn out and played it.
by Dr. Goose "Goosey" Cursed November 23, 2010
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Goose Witch

A Goose Witch is a witch that lives in a spooky forest that, when asked, will turn you into a goose
"Oh goose witch, please turn me into a goose"
by Thefemboyboy March 2, 2022
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