Minecraft glasses

Wearing Minecraft glasses means u get hella bitches and rizz.

“Wow! Lisa has Minecraft glasses on. She must have Rizz and bitches!”

by Marley_122308 June 11, 2022

glass ketchup bottle

ABSOLUTE TORY

“glass ketchup bottles only”
“fuck off you tory”

by unowhooosl March 6, 2022

glass erection

An erection so hard that the slightest force applied will cause it to shatter.

Did you see Jenny last night? Pure glass erection.

by SenorSloth October 6, 2016

Wine Glass for Orange Juice

A metaphor for when a person uses fancy or verbose language to communicate a simple thing.

"Jerry talks too much, he thinks big talk will make us all look stupid."

"My thoughts exactly, he's using a wine glass for orange juice!"

by Dabloom October 24, 2025

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Glass shower

Similar to a golden shower, but you're not getting pissed on. It's when you drink/swallow squirt from your partner as a way to satisfy yourself, them, or both of you.

Bro 1- "Well look at her, damn she's pretty."

Bro 2- "Be careful with her, she'll leave your face wet, man."
Bro 1- "Like, glass shower territory?"
Bro 2- "Drowning.."
Bro 1- "Fu-uck, man."

by Markosia July 1, 2023