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Fake Love

It’s when people tell you that they love you but cannot show it with their actions. It’s when the love energy from one person to the other is not matched.
Fake love: He/She say I love you with words but what is shown and felt leaves you empty and questioning the person whose actions don’t match their words.
by Andynocapp August 27, 2022
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fake manners

When someone says “please and thank you” in one sentence, usually in a condescending tone.
Customer: Can I have some water? Please and thank you.
Waiter: Sure, but only if you quit with that fake manners shit.
by Herobot April 7, 2020
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Fake Lovin'

The opposite of True Lovin'. Pretending to love someone to gain something.
Person 1: Jessica is only dating him to get to his money.
Person 2: She says she loves him.
Person 1: Fake lovin' ho.
by TigerLilly January 9, 2014
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Fake Nerd

Perhaps even a wannabe high IQ person.
Who acts like they enjoy learning.
Who express themselves by using big words, when it's quite excessive.
A person who exceeds their studies by cheating.
A person who sometimes acts dumb to gain attention from others.
A person who acts quirky.
A person who tries to interest themselves in what nerds like.
That human is a fake nerd because they're being restrictive in a setting of real nerds.
by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022
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Wake and Fake

The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".
Yo, I'm so high from my wake and fake sesh brahhh
by DaveD9664 March 30, 2012
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Fake Major

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.
"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."
by Damarcus Winstavious April 29, 2013
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Pump-fake

When you accidentally or purposefully go from penetrating a vagina to slightly but forcefully pounding the anus and then pulling back creating the "ouch" panic moment without extremely hurting the rectum
I was pounding felisha last night and hit her with the pump-fake just to let her know that i could tear that ass up!
by 9inchN8s September 7, 2019
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