Ethan

HORNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

STOP TOUCHING ME, YOU'RE SO ETHAN!!!

by Adriel Pillay November 18, 2018

Ethan Hand

Ethan Hand's are typically sworn enemies of people going by the names of Lewis and Kieran. Throughout history, Ethan Hands have typically been the beta males of society, where Alphas like Lewis' and Kieran's will go out of their way to bring sheer pain and suffering upon them.

Lewis: Look at that fucking beta male over there, proper Ethan Hand type guy him.

Kieran: Let's go fuck him up.

by Rubberback November 26, 2018

Ethan

The Whitest Kid You Know, Usually Drives An Under-powered Mustang; and jacks off to pool and bdubs in his spare time

Hey Ethan let me get some spare change; let's race!

by iScyther12 November 27, 2018

Ethan

Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)

oh that is that dude named ethan who was being a huge jerk to me. Oh he also has a small dick.

by JulieLemoine1234 December 5, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a guy who always smiles. He's always cheerful; you would be hard pressed to find him sad or mad. He is also obsessed with drinking milk. He's a God-fearing man and is very loyal to his family and friends.

Everyone needs an Ethan in their lives!

by Snapple.d.app December 11, 2018

Ethan

.an orgasmic human being, who is very loving, kind and has a bomb ass fashion sense. He has a hot bod and his face is fleeky as fuck as well as his sexy hair. overall so hard working, puts other people before himself, as funny as a chicken and not a NONCE . not to mention he is a proper sexpert.

ethan's a skeng G

by pengting1234 July 12, 2017

Ethan

An Ethan Falls in love with girls generally named chay or himself.. he cant resist the sight of himself and a Chay.

Ethan: i love chay

by from meeeeee!!!! July 30, 2017