talking egg

A talking egg is someone who's got yolk for brains. Theybare idiots of nature and know-nothing's yet speak as if they know everything.

Donald trump is a talking egg.

by Callieumm July 30, 2016

dipping eggs

The dankest fucking kind of eggs in the world. i.e. over easy eggs

My grandma used to make the dopest dipping eggs in the world.

by Vallers January 21, 2018

Egg in face

The act of performing cunnilingus while the receiving female is menstruating, hence, her "egg" lands on your face.

Meme photo: "A real man loves his girl every day of the month" shows how real men often have to deal with egg in face, whether they like it or not.

by thteer January 15, 2013

eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011

Rotten egg

A closeted trans person or unaware egg who is transphobic to armour that closet. This is how Haggard’s Law applies to transphobes too.

Alice: Bob is the most obvious rotten egg ever. He can’t even go 5 seconds without emphasising his transphobia.
Claire: When you’re bullshitting your way through life, stupidity like that tends to arise.

by E hates Q May 23, 2023

egg handwich

You crush eggs in your hand and masterbate.

She skipped breakfast so I made her a egg handwich.

by Maddog7985 November 15, 2018

Boiled Egg

Someone who smells like Guerren Bass (really bad).

You are a Boiled Egg!

by YaBoiDaddy November 6, 2018