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Douche Fag

Vaginally cleansing homosexual. pretty self explanatory.
Douche fag.. I have a friend Tyler, he seems to fit the role quite nicely. LOL.. Love you Ty
by hollylynn January 5, 2009
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douche bag

a man who spikes his hair, pops his collar, and pumps his fist while dancing
Bar tenders with ridiculous nicknames like "Jazz," for instance, who can be found after work hours lurking in corners at other late night bars, wearing dark colors and ordering shots of tequilla, can usually be examples of the phrase "douche bag."
by trouble128 February 3, 2010
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douche stack

Not one, but several douche bags hanging out together--especially in public places.
Hey, look at that douche stack over there! Are you kidding me? They're all so stupid.
by spdbiz February 9, 2010
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douche platoon

a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time
The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.
by abstyle78 July 31, 2009
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Douche Fizzle

1. (noun) Douche Fizzle can be used to address someone who is a douche, but is not really that threatening to another person's intelligence. Their douchiness has sort of fizzled out.

2. (adjective) Douche Fizzle can be used to describe the feeling a woman might get when she queefs whilst douching.
1. "Dude, you're such a douche fizzle, I don't even have to worry about your douchiness infecting me."

2. "I was douching myself the other day, when I had some vaginal flatulence, and made a sort of fizzle feeling."
by Illogically Ill September 14, 2009
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douche puppy

A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.
"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."
by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010
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douche safari

when you go to a place and you notice there's too many douchebags there.
damn, this place is overrun with douchebags. this place is like a douche safari
by bluehefner April 16, 2010
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