casual dong

When you're in Asia and see an attractive lady.. but is she really? Asian tranny's though.

Dude: look at the chick over there.
Other dude: nah she's just a casual dong.

by Idiotpahkinson September 30, 2017

Dong Quixote syndrome

Searching high and low for some form or another of malfeasance that doesn't exist.

Nicholas went to the party, not to have fun or a good time but to look for any trace of oppression. He truly suffers from Dong Quixote syndrome.

by BigJD3 April 25, 2023

Ding dong

Someone’s penis or vagina

She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!

by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018

Ding Dong

Did you just fucking search for ding dong? Why the fuck would you search for that? Are you fucking retarded? Are you just THAT bored? You know what,fine! I'll tell you! Its another word for penis, dipshit.

Why the fuck is ding dong in your god damn search history?!

by ColorfulMarshadow April 16, 2020

dong sauce

The repeaded shots of creamy white fluid springing forth from ones dong mid orgasm

When sally got done giving me that killer hummer i covered her face in dong sauce!

by BP82 June 17, 2016

douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.

"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."

by Elton Dong August 28, 2016