Creepy V of Death

The V of Doom

I had a dream the V of Death flew out of my TV screen and knocked me out of my chair.

by V of Doom Fearer January 27, 2004

Death++

A mythical programming language, similar to C++, where you describe in a text file how you want someone to die, usually in a gruesome way, and the compiler 3D renders a video file of the death complete with blood and guts. A game which I wish they would make but the do-gooders won't allow it because they think it will make kids go on killing sprees.

--sample Death++ code:--
/* mayandrink.dpp Mayan Sacrifice */
#include <athame.h>
#include <goblet.h>

create(victim1);
Standup(victim1);
SlitThroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){
while throat(victim1) not bleeding{
waitVblankStart()/* wait for blood to start oozing out */
}
}
while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{
goblet.place(underthroat) /*catch the blood in the goblet */
}
/* the grand finale! drinking the human blood! */
goblet.drink(self,GOBLET_CAPACITY);
end();

Lamer1: "I'm bored, lets play the game Dance Dance Revolution:Skyclad Forest Edition!"
Man1: "Naw, let's make a Mayan Sacrifice Ritual video in Death++!"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

Death God

English translation of the Japanese word "shinigami".

Ryuk, from "Death Note", is a Death God.

by UpToNoGood42 January 1, 2010

Deathday

Any day that is not your birthday, signifying that each day we are closer to death.

"Happy Deathday to you,
One day closer to
The day that you die,
and your life is through!"

by JoRokHed October 24, 2011

Breath of Death

The cruellest method of execution known to man. After engaging in 69 style loving, the top partner rolls over, places his brown eye over the mouth of the bottom partner, and does a show (see doin shows!.) This may or may not be fatal or permanently disabling.

My girlfriend cheated on me, so during the "I forgive you" sex I performed the Breath of Death on her.

by Pinto March 9, 2004

death bed

What you create for yourself when you fart in a tanning bed.

Last night, after a large dinner, I went to the tanning salon and accidentally made my own death bed.

by BuckyJ September 28, 2006

angry dragon of death

An angry dragon of death is when a girl is giving u head and ure about to bolw, you shove her head as far down your cock as possible and make her gag, wen she gags she will vomit and and the vomit will be most likely orange representing the fire of a dragon. Once she has stopped vomitting stick ure cock back in ure mouth and u will recieve the look of the dragon of death.

I gave this chik the angry dragon of death last nite, im am now scared to ring her back.

by soonbo August 15, 2006