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The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.
wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.
by the killing man June 25, 2024
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When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space
Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer
by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024
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Dan

The most unlikely to recognize that he is a liberal.
Dan: I am not a liberal.
Everyone else: You definetly are.
by Jeptha June 16, 2018
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Dan

Dan has a passion for fire, whether it's starting them or just nurturing the fire in his heart! He's usually laid back but if you disappoint him too many times, you won't see the fire in his heart, you'll see the one in the reflection of his eyes after setting fire to your home!
Dan, is on FIRE today!
Dan, you don't know who burnt my house down do you?
by SorryDear! November 22, 2021
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DAN

This is a derogatory term used by racists to subtly insult people of color. It stands for Dumb, Ass, Nigger/Nigga. Users of this word will try to continue to call someone this name even when they know thats not their official name.

They may try to hide their tracks by saying "You look like a DAN" or "You remind me of a DAN" or "DAN suits you as a nickname."
"Hey whats up DAN how are you doing?" or "Hey this is DAN the guy I was telling you guys about"
by Urbanreader7 April 12, 2025
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Doan Nguyen Linh Dan

dan is a gorgeous girl which has the most attractive face. she got high grades all the time she is open and every boy who thinks of her will the drolled and soon she'll be married to Park Jihoon, makes a lot of money doesn't have to be afraid of being poor and have to play squid game anymore instead she'll lives happily ever after.
ok she has no definition and she did it herself
really Doan Nguyen Linh Dan does as gorgeous as the sentence above
by thisgirlbebong November 3, 2021
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Dan Francisco

A wonderful and delightful way to start the day is by greeting your loved ones with the phrase ‘Good morning Dan Francisco’. It will always brighten the mood and boost the happiness of any person named Dan ;)
by DanFrancicoisthebest2020 March 4, 2021
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