Danking

Danking is the act of wanking with both hands, an abreviation of double hand wanking.

Person 1: Hey! Give me a hand.
Person 2: Sorry I've got both hands full danking.

by Cosby's replacement January 23, 2022

Danking

The act of masturbating whilst smoking marijuana...

"Danking yesterday... Omg, was the best I've had in a while"

by LewisGB January 10, 2017

just dank

when someone says you’re “just dank”, that is a phat insult. it means you’re all dank and no meme and if you’re all dank and no meme then you’re useless and irrelevant

“you’re wack and you know nothing. you’re just dank my guy. nothing more and nothing less, just dank. smh”

by gee gee gee gee baby baby baby January 05, 2019

dank shivers

Dank shivering is when you spontaneously combust into a rapid shiver movement for approximately 1.5 seconds

Ooh I just got the dank shivers

by Jaydawg January 09, 2018

Dank Pits

When your armpits have the very distinct odor associated with weed

Friend 1: "Dude, what smells like weed?"
Friend 2: "I don't know let me check the pits"
Friend 2: "Oh man, have I got some dank pits or what?"

by Gtfoofmyface December 11, 2015

dank meme master

A master of dank memes

Dank meme master

by Rainbow unicorn lava sharks April 11, 2017

Mank the Dank

sum dum bubble gum nigga that will shoot up the school during a fire drill so dont cross this dankboi or else...

Mank the Dank:*walks forward*
other person: MY NIGGA MENKE GETTIN' THAT PUSSY!!!11!111!11!!1!!!!!1

by BlackmanMcNigger March 20, 2017