crotchjew

To use one's body parts to get free stuff.

Man, that girl totally crotchjewed the cashier when she flashed him and got Biggie Fries for free.

by the_chavi May 6, 2004

Crotch Chop

The simulation of cutting off ones genitals and throwing it at someone or something out of anger or revenge. Origin unknown and not exclusive to mid 90s professional wrestling. Currently reinvigorated and advocated by a growing number of young trouser-jacks.

"Constance tried that passive aggressive shit with me again this morning during the power point so I gave her the Crotch Chop when she wasn't looking."

by BobYoung August 13, 2009

crotch ride

riding the crotch, to give another guy pleasure by letting him ride the wanker

Ekow gave Dan a crotch ride.

by Conan the Barbarian March 9, 2005

crotchmonkey

one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.

you are an extreme crotchmonkey.

by nicolaistrong September 3, 2005

crotchfest

a skankwhose also permiscuous

Oh my gosh look at that girl shes such a crotchfest

by Krazy April 18, 2003

Fire Crotch

One who possesses an orange grundle. Usually has a very white shlong, with some pink. The female version never shaves, just has a giant orange bush.

Godamn look at that grundle, it's mad fire crotch.

by Frotch April 1, 2003

crotch rocket

makes up for the size of their crotch

by buicks dont suck July 10, 2003