i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023

I could suck it rn

A state of being, or a feeling.

"Hey man, how are you?"
"Idk bro, I could suck it rn."

by ballsfart April 25, 2023

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

How 'bout e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g???

I let my teenage son drive to town in my monster truck to meet up with his buddies for some howling adventures --- what could possibly go wrong?

by QuacksO April 30, 2023

Tots could

"Tots could" emerged from the legend of a creature called "Tots." This creature eats people who say extremely stupid things in response to normal reactions or statements. However, since people are quite stupid, it takes a while for Tots to identify and devour them. To activate him, people recite the ancient mantra: "Tots could." Mind you, you CANNOT by ANY means complete the sentence ("Tots could eat you"), for that is the greatest sin and disgrace to Lord Tots.

Jack:"What's a kettle? "
Tethys:"Tots could right now"

by HeurseShert August 4, 2024

We could go gyat for gyat

“We could go gyat for gyat” is a newfound slang word used in the stone hedge times. It was used to define the color of someone’s Woohaa

the color my of my We could go gyat for gyat is green.

by Koberoh August 12, 2024

I could go on

And don't get me wrong...

Hym "I could go on! I could go on for an entire training camp. But I'm not being given any credit for anything so I'm not going to sit here and train his ass for free. That's not the entirety of my advice. This is the free subscription. You need to upgrade to platinum if you want the rest of it."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

Genshin could never

The day Genshin Impact got L + Ratioed by Honkai: Star Rail (both games are from the same game developers - Hoyoverse). The Honkai: Star Rail version 1.6 live trailer officially revealed new limited 5-star characters including Dr. (Veritas) Ratio. This new 5-star character is given out for free to all Honaki: Star Rail players who have unlocked the mail system and is available from version 1.6 to 2.1.

This is a historical moment as Genshin Impact has NEVER EVER given out a free 5-star LIMITED character and has received a literal L+"Ratio" from Honkai: Star Rail.

BRO1: Bro Honkai is giving out a free limited 5-star

BRO2: lol Genshin could never

by Kievaer December 17, 2023