Colonial Wook

A wook but like in colonial times. Often found hanging outside the local tavern bumming pipe tobacco and retelling stories about the fife and drum show from Williamsburg fall 1772.

That colonial wook was selling Virginia snuff for $5 a gram can you believe that shit?

by anonymous April 17, 2022

ColonelFPS

• ColonelFPS is of aggressive gaming heritage (watch out).

• Colonel is a high rank in the military rank.

• Lurks in the shadows, you never see it coming!

• A ColonelFPS is often found Discord pro-efficient.

• Loves to use Ace 23 to destroy noobs

• Zouzou’s way too much in BF4

• WATCH OUT! Rage quitting is notorious when a noob LMG camper somehow beams from some damn corner.

• Colonel = Army crap
• FPS = First Person Shooter game

ColonelFPS literally sweats over a controller, while only playing Locker, thinking a 1 KD is good.

by ColonelFPS April 21, 2022

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by YeetoWords May 3, 2022

Coconut Creampie

When you ejaculate in someone then continue to spinkle your dandruff on them.

You want to try a coconut creampie tonight?

by Pikapos May 3, 2022

Cajones are bigger than your brain

You're brave. Very brave. Stupidly brave. Get smart please.

Boy, your cajones are bigger than your brain.

by echoAwoo May 16, 2022

coconut marshmallow

A shaved vagina with the hair stubble starting to grow back

She was clean shaver a couple weeks ago but now its a coconut marshmallow.

by Hawaiian Friday May 29, 2022

Colonblow

What commonly happens after you eat taco bell

Man I had a massive colonblow in there

by The_Imaginner June 7, 2022