piss the closet

a massive fuck up, you are so bombed you don't know the difference between a closet and the washroom. You have now pissed the closet!

imagine... you are trying to mac the girl of your dreams... you have to take a piss, you say i'll be right back, you stand up and piss the closet, all over your buddies clothes... wow that's embaressing. can you say not gettin any!

by Dan Enderwick April 18, 2008

Bank’s Closed

A term used by college students to mean a party has been shut down,

Jessica put the vodka away. Bank’s closed.

by BrittneytheHouse August 24, 2019

closeboard

A type of fencing, That requires 40 10cm boards on several aris rail's to create one "bay" of fencing. one "bay" is about ten feet

i put up 30ft of closeboard fencing up today

by fbi_know January 17, 2007

closetlove

a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.

*making out*......*front door opens*

female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"

male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*

10-mins later....

*shirt gets thrown in*

5 mins later.....

female-"go, go now!"

male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"

by Marc Bruckel October 25, 2007

closet playa

A playa with game well hidden in the closet.

Bitch please...Zulu's not not a balla, he's just a closet playa!

by rottentomato January 2, 2009

Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.

Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.

by Tramov February 12, 2009

Closet Caller

Someone who, when having a private conversation on a cell phone, will move into the nearest closet to talk, instead of holding off the conversation for a later time. These people should be made fun of and ridiculed as much as possible while in said closet.

Kris thought his conversation with his girlfriend was so important, being a closet caller, he ran into the closet thinking nobody would hear it.

by PDuckWin May 22, 2010