chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.

My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.

by Poompi March 31, 2016

chode harness

A small basket to hold a chode(short and stubby penis). includes a basket and chains strapped around your waist all in black or white leather.

honey my chode harnass broke!
Your a chode harness!
my chode hurts because my chode harness is too small.

by big baller 696969 August 14, 2009

Chode Hoagie

A term used to describe someone who is so dumb that they do not possess the common sense to leave a bad situation.

Just like a chode is located between the genitals and the asshole.

You are such a chode hoagie, dude!

by Suicidoll7 November 6, 2010

chode jumper

a person is passed out in the reclined position in a reclining chair, due to extreme alcohol and/or mary-jane consumption. a second male subject then strips naked, jumps over the chair, spread eagle, making sure his testicles and chode rub against the passed out subject's face.

"hey bill, go give candies dirty secret a chode jumper"

by behaggled guy April 7, 2008

Chode-e

A mythological chinese figure that uses his choad to skeet on American girls by the name of Sara.

Sara was telling me that some asian guy with a chode skeeted on her. I told her is mut have been Chode-e

by kingstonsauce December 14, 2008

Chode-ina

The vagina of a hermaphroditic male.

The area where a male's chode is replaced by a vagina.

I kicked that hermaphrodite right in his chode-ina.

by TGoldie October 13, 2007

chode mongler

someone who is extremely addicted to chodes, they even go to therapy for it

Richard-Jenna you are such a chode mongler!
Jenna- I know!!*cries*

by scrub dog millionare January 20, 2016