i-boning

sexting via an iPhone device

While traveling out of town on business, phone-boning got old so we resorted to i-boning w/pictures & videos.

by Shzae March 13, 2010

Bone Drone

A woman who can spot a man she wants to lay from a 1000 feet, a ho.

Sheila gets more man on here than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit magazine, girl is a bone drone.

by paloney May 3, 2013

Bone in the closet

Verb:
When a person bangs another person in that same gender, except they are still "in the closet" about it; secretive, in denial out in the open.

Noun: Literally a "Bone in the closet".

V.:
(Names of the following are fictitious and any relation of the two are coincidental)

Steve is attracted to Bret in an intensely sexual way but since he's a self centered douche and cares mostly about his reputation they're going to Bone in the closet.

(N.):

First person: "I opened the door and there was something catching flies in there and it' smells awful. What was it?"

Second person:" . . .@$#*! Yeah, that's just a bone in the closet."

by Anonymous Wolffox November 26, 2009

p-bone

a very hard penis erectus, the main bone

After I gave her a poon smooch, I gave her the P-bone

by manbone April 19, 2007

Bone heaven

Waking up continous through the night and having sex. From the realization that your laying next to a prize attractive woman. A state of euphoria derived from the knowledge of tricking a woman into bed who is of much higher class.

Man, she's so fine I was in bone heavan for 3 weeks.

by RJ September 4, 2004

Bone Crushin

Put it in her soft and listen to bones crackin as it gets hard

She's bone crushin material

by bodyshopboy August 16, 2008

bone hoed

When you get fucked over royally by a professional.

"I picked up a cheap hooker on the corner and she bone hoed my ass."

by williecdawg August 5, 2008