Skip to main content

beaver head

This is when you have to shit so bad some of the shit is sticking out your ass, thus looking like a beaver head coming out.
I can't sit down right now I have a beaver head poking out.
by Justin S February 9, 2005
mugGet the beaver head mug.

Beaver

A person generally found in the north of england found to be cavorting and or generally misbehaving in a sexual nature around or in a woodland area.

Sometimes alone and or with other woodland creatures. Preferably badgers are the common favourite.
"I just saw a beaver giving a hilarious blozzer in the conifers with a big badger. They were having a whale of a time."
by b1tchf@ce118118 June 22, 2009
mugGet the Beaver mug.

Beaver

One who constantly gets in the way of another's happiness; "BUILDING DAMNS" in ones "RIVER OF LIFE"
by Aprilfool_fosho August 4, 2009
mugGet the Beaver mug.

muddy beaver

Leaving a cleveland steamer between ones tits and placing the cock in there and thrusting, basically fucking her cans which has the steamer in the middle
Bill gave Sally a muddy beaver
by Your Mom's Box July 19, 2003
mugGet the muddy beaver mug.

beaver snap

basically where a man flicks rubber bands at a womans meat wallet and then takes a dump in it too.
'' oh man i gotta beaver snap that ho''
by mobydick123 September 26, 2008
mugGet the beaver snap mug.

Beaver Hat

A beaver so big you can wear it like a hat.
Damn Alex you have a beaver hat.
by Tha Real Funt June 20, 2011
mugGet the Beaver Hat mug.

albino beaver

A vagine that has never seen the light of day... It's almost white.
by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013
mugGet the albino beaver mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email